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You could by my 74 if you got desperate.. It's a bit old and crappy but it would do in a pinch

@Bridgehouse If I had the necessary bass tokens that 74 would already be nestling in my bosom as I type. Unfortunately I have to keep paying the mortgage and buying food for some reason, which is a real bind.

No P bass in the house? Sorry to be late to reply......
But I simply didn't believe you.... and had to keep checking my calendar, to confirm it's not April 1st......
Glad you have come to your senses though,
And I sentence you to now go forth and buy several more P basses