Any bass with more than 4 strings isn't a bass and should be banned from being advertised as such.
Wonky frets...pointless and trendy, much like pointy headstocks (i had 2 of those)
Class D amps..(I have 2 of those)
People who expect you to play for free on an outdoors "stage" that is basically a shelf.
Darkglass...just because...
I'll stop now as I can feel my blood boiling...