Just been made a Basschat Grand Master. I assume this means I get keys to the executive Basschat loo and my own personal parking space? No one need salute, happy to keep it informal.
All it means is that you get only fresh fruit and vegetables thrown at you instead of rotten stuff. The fresh stuff is much harder so it's not the great deal it appears to be at first.
It also means there is nowhere left to go, nothing to aspire to. This is as good as it gets. I fear you may have peaked too early and will now degenerate into a life of watching day time television in your undergarments and eat stale cream buns.
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