Cosmo Valdemar

The Grand Parade of Lifeless Packaging - Genesis

Be Stiff - Devo

Odd Even - Cardiacs

Who is this mysterious "HW"? We don't all have Facebook...

Halfway Up The Downs - 3 Colours Red

Subdivisions - Rush

Maybe Tomorrow - The Iveys

The Flood - Kill II This

Naughty Man - Brian Pern

Free Ride - Edgar Winter

The Veal Thing - Faith No More

In my defence, the only time I spent there was gigging, I just struggled to click with the music scene and their architectural haircuts. I remember once, after a gig, I was wandering the streets of Leeds with a pizza when some frankly terrifying bloke came up to me and demanded some. Lord knows why but I told him to f-off. He laughed and hugged me, which was unexpected.

Back in my touring days (15-odd years ago) I always looked forward to going to Newcastle. We used to play Trillians and always had a great crowd. I never had any concern walking around the town after dark. I hated playing Leeds though, for reasons I can't quite fathom... I think it was the haircuts.

Anus Of Uranus - Klaatu

The Ballad of Sir Quentin Crisp - George Harrison

Working In The Coal Mine - Lee Dorsey

Tits - Sparks

Bigamy At Christmas - Tony Ferrino

Buccaneers of Hispaniola - The Darkness

Voodoo Lady - Creme Brulee

Say It Loud - I'm Black and I'm Proud - James Brown

Falling In Love (Is Hard On The Knees) - Aerosmith

Take My Scars - Machine Head

They can look a bit anaemic but it's easy to darken them with a fingerboard stain.