UglyDog

Dynamite - Mud

Golden Shower - Drake

Loch and Key - Rush

Shadows in the Rain, Sting/Police

Hunting The Whale, It Bites

Judy in Disguise (With Glasses) , John Fred & His Playboy Band

Nuclear Burn, Brand X

Love Potion No.9 , the Clovers

Pour Some Sugar On Me - Deaf Leopard

Fruit at the Bottom - Wendy & Lisa

Buzz Buzz a Diddle It - Matchbox

Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo - South Park

I'd Lava Go Blind - Etta James

From the ethics of playing Sex On Fire at the Dog & Duck to dreams of a quasi-socialist utopia in the space of 5 pages. God I love this place.

So are the non-productive people parasites, or the non-thinking ones? How much thinking is enough? Is there a sliding scale of parasiteness? Do I need another cuppa? We should be told.

Satan Is Real - Louvin Brothers

Mybe not, but judging by this statement from earlier in the thread... "They tend to play in the sorts of establishments I wouldn't normally frequent, that appear to be mostly filled with the sorts of people I would want to avoid" ...it appears cover band venue and audience snobbery is alive and well.

Tired of Waiting, Level 42

Getting Beaten Up, Piranhas

Wrecking Ball - The Boss

Ba cough Boogaloo - Ringo Starr

Ok so it's a six in the cartoon, but the point stands. FWIW, I play 5s but I certainly don't consider myself even remotely superior to 4 players. Not a jot. We all play what we feel we need, to serve the way we want to play the music we want to play. Doesn't matter if it's a 13-string coffee table or a 2-string played with a slide (RIP Sandman). Animosity is absurd and counterproductive, and best left to guitarists.

The Eyes Have It, Karel Fialka

Who was the player?