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He beat tammi Terrell (ain’t nothing like the real thing, with Marvin gaye) so badly that she was hospitalised. eerie echoes of my late father who was a total Cnut
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Yeah I jumped in and played along with zombie (acoustic) very badly and the hostess “was enjoying so much she forgot to record it”. delusional :🤔
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Kramer D1 sparkly purple Seymour Duncan pickup lightweight rare! - *SOLD*
Geek99 replied to la bam's topic in Basses For Sale
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I used to listen to a lot of James brown then I read more about his background and behaviour and realised he wasn’t nice enough to take any of my hard-earned
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I’d love to be good enough to appreciate funk better
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Kramer D1 sparkly purple Seymour Duncan pickup lightweight rare! - *SOLD*
Geek99 replied to la bam's topic in Basses For Sale
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Kramer D1 sparkly purple Seymour Duncan pickup lightweight rare! - *SOLD*
Geek99 replied to la bam's topic in Basses For Sale
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It’s like carbon-offsetting
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Not what you meant by “well hung”…
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It can be amusing but it’s more the relentless abuse of alternative view points and naked politicism that turned me off. it has no place in a guitarist-free zone where 99% agree to differ I also went to fort Sumter? The place with the breached wall. It brought home to me the scale of your not so civil war
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I totally “gentleman’s fancy” one of those. I know what the lady who runs my local OM night’s reaction would be @Nail Soup
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HOLY f***
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Well, at least it isn’t as bad as talk bass. welcome Jeff, it’s not on the tourist trail but I have actually been to South Carolina. my colleague and I were working in Macon GA and we drove to SC on Labour Day. We sat on the beach drink cocktails we have lots of Americans here @dclaassen @jd56hawk @Bluewine are just a few @Bluewine even gets our humour 👍
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The Bass Show UK - Cranmore Park, Birmingham - March 1st and 2nd
Geek99 replied to Goliath_FX's topic in Events
I bet you say, probably out loud, “I want fava beans, and a nice chianti ! ” before going into reverse gear to make double-sure of your (road) kill i did hear on Foxbook (a popular social media amongst Canids) that mother foxes have been using fear of Jack the Clutch-slipper to make their cubs stay close to home lest they be caught and subjected to your version of “the spatchcock” which is essentially a Pirelli tattoo non amusing full disclosure: when we arrived at my late fathers house and were told to avoid meat products in the fridge, I noted that there was a photo of a squirrel on the fridge door. I immediately pulled out a sharpie and drew tire tracks over it. Full-on empathic that I am. Partner was equal p arts shocked and laughing, till her dog spent the next day puking for England -
The Bass Show UK - Cranmore Park, Birmingham - March 1st and 2nd
Geek99 replied to Goliath_FX's topic in Events
Yes but only for hapless pheasants/partridges/foxes/badgers when you “swerve to avoid them” 🤫 -
The Bass Show UK - Cranmore Park, Birmingham - March 1st and 2nd
Geek99 replied to Goliath_FX's topic in Events
Im not that sad but I might watch out for those brave enough to wear them and introduce myself (as someone else obviously, and I will spin a tissue of obscure but plausible lies to hide my identity which no one will ever guess to be my strategy if I just don’t type that anywhere … ) -
The Bass Show UK - Cranmore Park, Birmingham - March 1st and 2nd
Geek99 replied to Goliath_FX's topic in Events
Just listen for the sound of knuckles being dragged and go to the other hall -
How is “the path of the righteous man”** a bad thing ? Walk away from The Dark Side Looking isn’t a problem, it’s the optional buying stage to avoid ** or woman
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@ezbass is clearly a heathen
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No, needs the non-orange rings around the eyes. Also that Guinea pig looks insufficiently narcissistic. Hair’s right though
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We’ll have to impersonate him
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He’s breathing and comes to this site? that’s bona fide loyalty right there
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Maybe The Donald will pardon him? he pardons everyone else
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You are. I’ll order some tar and feathers from Amazon. Will probably need to put it on subscribe and save given all the tort-refuseniks around here. 🙄
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Well since you’re not wanting to be called tasteless, you’d have to be out of your mind to pick anything other than tort. it was the 11th commandment from god, written on the back of the stone tablets as it’s slightly, but not much less important than “don’t kill people”, but “in letters of fire” and from God is about as definitive as it is possible to get