Back when I worked in a very big record shop in Brum, one of my co-workers - a very affable chap called Chris Long - was in one of John Peel's favourite bands, The Noseflutes. They had a snappy way with marketing and released albums with titles like 'Girth,' 'Several Young Men Ignite Hardboard Stump' and the all-time classic 'Zib Zob And His Kib Kob.' They also had some stellar stage names - take a bow Sven Vortex, The Hog, Peter Heater, Shrobengo Tullonge His Levitating Masterfulness, Vic Pelthrust and Ralph Dangerfish. Chris' stage name was Legs Akimbo. As a side note, Chris once adopted the name of a colleague of ours who was in hospital when one of their Many John Peel sessions was broadcast. Peel dutifully announced the band line-up and our bed-ridden colleague screamed, thus waking the entire ward and bringing several alarmed nurses to her bedside. True story.
The Noseflutes were bloody brilliant, too.