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The Cowboy Song - Thin Lizzy

Slither - Velvet Revolver

Gary Gilmour's Eyes - The Adverts

I've always used Korg Pitchclip. Not too dear (although not the cheapest) and never had any problems.

Hmmmm.....................that assumes you can actually get them to listen to you.

Grandma's Hans - Bill Withers

Cut The Cake - Average White Band

Drummer in my band frustrates the B'Jesus out of me. He's a great band member and is always reliable, organizes stuff, sets up the PA etc. etc, but when it comes to keeping time he drives me nuts. Unlike most 'dodgy' drummers, his favorite way of aggravating me is slowing stuff down. We've talked about it over and over and still it goes on. I've tried to deal with it in real time but I end up pushing the beat at the places where he habitually slows down but to no avail. It ends up sounding a complete mess and like I can't keep time either, so I invariably end up slowing down as well. I've suggested practicing to a metronome but he'd rather spend his time working on fancy fills and stuff which rarely come off in real time. Some songs he'll actually count in at the right tempo but then immediately start off about 20% slower. Sorry for the rant but it was an opportunity to vent something I've had years of.

Rattlesnake Shake - Fleetwood Mac

Roundabout - Yes

Diggin in the Dirt - Peter Gabriel

I Can't Stand the Rain - Anne Peebles

Me, Myself and I - Joan Armatrading

Strange Brew - Cream

Ma Baker - Boney M

Really depends on what your parameters are regarding volume, size, portability etc.. I use a Fender Rumble 100 combo at home and for the smallest gigs but it wouldn't manage alongside a proper drum kit. Maybe a 200 would do the job.

I couldn't get past stuff in different keys and trying to remember that if you saw a note it either had to be flat or sharp, sometimes a whole load of them in a given key. Way to complicated for my limited brain power. Then trying to get to grips with crotchets, quavers and all the rest of it convinced me I was only ever going to play by ear with a smattering of chord progression knowledge chucked in. I only started learning theory because I was in a band with a load of 'proper' musicians who seemed to be talking a whole different language to me and I didn't understand a word of it.

Brothers in Arms - Dire Straits

All White Now - Free

Does it crackle all of the time. One of my amps crackles a bit but if I adjust the master volume a smidge it stops doing it. Probably needs pots cleaning and a bit of a service.

Drum machines can be quite expensive. I reckon an old tumble drier with a couple of bricks, some pebbles and a handful of pea shingle would work for us.

Roundabout - Yes

Thick as a Brick - Jethro Tull

She Blinded Me With Science - Thomas Dolby

You've reminded me, so thanks. A while back, in a fit of boredom, I bought a Green Russian. I have no idea why because to my mind, fuzz on bass is bloody awful noise. I'll be putting it in the F/S section soon as I get round to doing some pictures.