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God Only Nose - The Beach Boys

Japanese Boy - Aneka

Cinnamon Girl - Neil Young

Ghosts - Big Wreck

World Shut Your Mouth - Julian Cope

Raspberry Beret - Squiggle

Tulips From Hamster Dam - Max Bygraves

Midnight Rider - The Allman Brothers

Arnie (The Fastest Milkman In the West) - Benny Hill

Real Gone Kidney - Deacon Blue

I'm going to suggest that I take over some of our singer's duties in the band, namely, turning up late, not learning songs we're meant to, not lugging any gear around and never buying a drink.

Gary Gilmore's Eyes - The Adverts

Mango In the Night - Fleetwood Mac

Legs - ZZ Top

Curd It Be Magic - Donna Summer

I'd look out for a MicroThumpinator pedal if you're going to run it hard. It's a High Pass filter which cuts out very low frequencies, which apart from being inaudible to human ears, also suck power in order to generate said frequencies. This puts the drivers in your cab under a lot of unnecessary pressure which can cause them to flap and overheat with no audible benefit.

If I Could Turn Back Time - Cher

She Blinded Me With Science - Thomas Dolby

French Fishing in the USA - Debbie Harry

I'm In a Philly Mood - Daryl Hall

Wild Orses - Rolling Stones

Oh Cooperman - Laurie Anderson

Beacons the Night - Patti Smith

I don't need another bass (until I see something I like the look of, and then within 10 minutes it becomes absolutely essential that I buy it).

Helter Skelter - The Beatles