Sawtooth Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 (edited) Roll up, Roll up! Welcome to Basschat's Saturday Night Prize Fight! The rules are simple : - your contender must be a bass player - he or she may be alive today or can fight from the grave - the last one standing wins - EDIT: and fights the next contender! We're not talking about who's got the greatest technique or the fancy chops or a 'tone to die for' here, we wanna know who'd win in a fight! So, who's the hardest, lowdown mofo of them all then? Let us bring on the reigning Champion - He's big, he's mean, he rides a Silver Machine. Representing the Heavy Metal corner - iiiiiiiiit's LEMMY!!! This guy will K.O. you with his Jack Daniels breath and then bite the head off your bass! Well, who could take Lemmy out then? Pics would be great, let's see who were up against! Edited May 14, 2011 by Sawtooth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayman Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Easy..... JJ Burnel - The Stranglers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawtooth Posted May 14, 2011 Author Share Posted May 14, 2011 [quote name='Rayman' post='1231357' date='May 14 2011, 08:35 PM']Easy..... JJ Burnel - The Stranglers.[/quote] The champion's down! One roundhouse kick and it's all over. Who's stepping up next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Savage Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 [quote name='Sawtooth' post='1231359' date='May 14 2011, 08:36 PM']The champion's down! One roundhouse kick and it's all over. Who's stepping up next?[/quote] Only one I can pull off the top of my head, don't know how well he'd stand up to JJ though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MythSte Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Meet Norman. He might not look like much but look into his eyes, Look deep into his eyes. There is a madman just waiting for the opportune moment. When that moment arrives, BAM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawtooth Posted May 14, 2011 Author Share Posted May 14, 2011 [quote name='Ian Savage' post='1231374' date='May 14 2011, 08:48 PM']Only one I can pull off the top of my head, don't know how well he'd stand up to JJ though... [/quote] So now we have the Punk versus the Stadium rocker. But wait! It turns out Lemmy wasn't down and out, he'd just dropped his Zippo lighter! He's pulled out his Ace of Spades and is fighting back with his Iron Fist! This is turning into a rumble - anything and anybody goes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawtooth Posted May 14, 2011 Author Share Posted May 14, 2011 [quote name='MythSte' post='1231377' date='May 14 2011, 08:55 PM']Meet Norman. He might not look like much but look into his eyes, Look deep into his eyes. There is a madman just waiting for the opportune moment. When that moment arrives, BAM. [/quote] If this man punches as quickly as he plays his sixteenths - there is gonna be a bloodbath! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawtooth Posted May 14, 2011 Author Share Posted May 14, 2011 [quote name='Johnston' post='1231381' date='May 14 2011, 08:58 PM']Oh come on there can only be one!! If the fire breath doesn't get you he'll chop you to bits with the axe [/quote] Oh wait! Up steps 'The Demon'! It's gettin' Hotter than Hell in the ring tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve-soar Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Burnel and Watt Roy retire to have their burns looked at. [attachment=79920:gene.jpg] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawtooth Posted May 14, 2011 Author Share Posted May 14, 2011 [quote name='steve-soar' post='1231386' date='May 14 2011, 09:05 PM']Burnel and Watt Roy retire to have their burns looked at. [attachment=79920:gene.jpg][/quote] But Lemmy just thanks Gene for lighting his cigarette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve-soar Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Here's the light weight contender but nobody seems to want to get into the ring with him, they just seem to be covering their ears and in so doing, letting the guards down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawtooth Posted May 14, 2011 Author Share Posted May 14, 2011 [quote name='steve-soar' post='1231391' date='May 14 2011, 09:10 PM']Here's the light weight contender but nobody seems to want to get into the ring with him, they just seem to be covering their ears and in so doing, letting the guards down. [/quote] This kind of 'sonic warfare' was banned by the United Nations in 1989 as 'pure evil' and the Clutterbuck is disqualified! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Savage Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 (edited) He'd be fighting from beyond the grave, but I reckon there'd be few who'd make better undead; and having met the guy back in the mid-90s, I can confirm he was a f***ing MOUNTAIN of a bloke: Edited May 14, 2011 by Ian Savage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 This dude says [i]"come on tough guy...if u hard enough".[/i] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MythSte Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 [quote name='Crazykiwi' post='1231401' date='May 14 2011, 09:19 PM'] This dude says [i]"come on tough guy...if u hard enough".[/i][/quote] CHEAT! He's concealing a weapon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawtooth Posted May 14, 2011 Author Share Posted May 14, 2011 [quote name='Ian Savage' post='1231399' date='May 14 2011, 09:16 PM']He'd be fighting from beyond the grave, but I reckon there'd be few who'd make better undead; and having met the guy back in the mid-90s, I can confirm he was a f***ing MOUNTAIN of a bloke: [/quote] Jesus! Who's that? [quote name='MythSte' post='1231405' date='May 14 2011, 09:22 PM']CHEAT! He's concealing a weapon![/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Savage Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 [quote name='Sawtooth' post='1231411' date='May 14 2011, 09:24 PM']Jesus! Who's that?[/quote] Pete Steele, frontman/bass player of Type O Negative; died aged 48 last year, sadly, but was 6'8" and built like a brick shithouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 He's built like a wrestler! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawtooth Posted May 14, 2011 Author Share Posted May 14, 2011 [quote name='Ian Savage' post='1231413' date='May 14 2011, 09:26 PM']Pete Steele, frontman/bass player of Type O Negative; died aged 48 last year, sadly, but was 6'8" and built like a brick shithouse.[/quote] But wait! the beautifully sly vixen Grog has him under her seductive spell, she wraps her latex clad thighs around his neck and he's down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Savage Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 [quote name='Crazykiwi' post='1231420' date='May 14 2011, 09:36 PM']He's built like a wrestler![/quote] Probably a bit skinnier than that now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor J Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Yeah, well the Hulkster's going to break her like a twig on an Autumn breeze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor J Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 [quote name='Johnston' post='1231426' date='May 14 2011, 09:44 PM']Edit FFS I hate it when the computer goes on a go slow [/quote] Ah yeah, it was the computer that was slow, course it was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve-soar Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Rick James and "friend", get all the contenders wrecked and kidnap them, burning them with hot crack pipes. [attachment=79921:images.jpg] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawtooth Posted May 14, 2011 Author Share Posted May 14, 2011 Hold on tight!!! This guy is taking it to a whole new dimension .... iiiiiit's NEO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor J Posted May 14, 2011 Share Posted May 14, 2011 Ah but who's this with the credibility? Adios, Keanu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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