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discreet

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  1. If something's worth doing, for God's sake do it half-assed.

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    2. discreet

      discreet

      @itsmedunc Put your left leg up on the mantelpiece with your right hand waiting. Then face east and whistle, 'The Old Grey Mare, She Ain't What She Used To Be' until the medics arrive.

    3. SpondonBassed

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      Sorry to hear that my excellent (official) friend.  Cheer up mate.  It'll soon be Christmas.

    4. discreet

      discreet

      Christmas?? *Sets fire to pubes and jumps off high building*

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