discreet

That's it! A scrotum tattoo - 'may contain nuts'.

Beware.

When you think about how a body tattoo stretches as your skin ages, what would that be like on an old scrote?

"May contain nuts" written in large letters on a scrotum that you could stretch across your living room coffee table, that's what.  I'm only fifty five and mine will already stretch to cover an occasional stool!

If you're doing occasional stools I would suggest Tena Lady Large at the very least. Have to say though, when I produce occasional stools the last thing I'd do is stretch my scrotum across it. That's making things much worse for no good reason.