Les

Another kebab fail. The situation is now at crisis point and threatening the very existence of the band.

Despite not having our inoculations and and having no pet passport for our guitarist we ventured to the

disputed border town of Earby in either Lancashire or Yorkshire, no one seems to know.

We got a fifty quid bonus and free beer and had a good night but it was sullied by the towns total lack of kebabery. 

Another dash to a 24 hour Maccies saved us from a fate worse than a fate worse than death but this is now two

fails on the bounce and begs the question "what's the point of being in a band ? "