Les

Calzone Kebab

Is it a kebab?  Is it a pizza?  No it's a pizza folded around kebab meat!
Has the fast food fusion movement peaked with this creation?
(Burp!)  Does that answer the question?

What's next?  Service on a slate?

It's basically a kebab pie. Just when you thought a kebab on its own was enough of a health risk, they put it in a pie. Just to make sure you have a cardiac episode. (Sings):

Ohhhh... You'll eat a kebab and die!
But just to make sure
Of the demise of the poor
The powers that be put it in a pie!
So here I lie!
Quite dead from a pie!
Erm... and that's no lie.

I thank you. 

Good one.

(I invented the cake pie a couple of decades ago but it was stolen and rebranded.)