Thank you for overcoming your powers of perception, and choosing not to take on board the tongue in cheek nature of my comment.
Firstly, your concern that I'm too tight to cough up £7 to BassChat – you'll be pleased to hear that in lieu of purchasing access to the Marketplace I bought a pack of BC straplocks.
Secondly, the bass I'm selling is not the kind of thing that sells on BC – I have kept a very close eye on what's offered here, and what actually sells, and have seen no evidence to suggest that listing the bass would be anything but a waste of time.
Thirdly, something that doesn't sell here isn't going to be bought from Bass Direct by a BCer – my comment wasn't at all an attempt to help it shift. But you already knew that, and just used my post as excuse for you to show off that rich EBMM fans have no problem passing around their glossy objets d'arts.
Fourthly, I'd rather pay 20% to a specialist retailer* than join Facebook
*or receive a Domestos enema