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I can do that on keys - but not after one listen through tho.

Singer: Right, we need to pick a setlist for Friday night. It's my sister's birthday and there's a few tunes she'd like us to do. Guitarist: Cool! Singer: She'd like to do Mr Blue Sky.. Drummer: Love that tune. Bass: Yeah, er.. No. Too complex. Bass solo, loads of complexity. Can't learn that in just one listen through. Sorry. Singer: Er.... okaaaay. How about All Right Now? Guitarist: Need to work on the riffs, but cool Bass: Er.. nope. Bass is a bit complex there as well, specially rhythmically. Nope. Again, more than one listen through there. Singer: Hhhhh. Right. Okay, so what exactly do you think we should do? Bass: Zombie? Singer: I'm a 44 year old male who's smoked more than Hilda Ogden and you expect me to sing that?? Bass: Creep? Singer: Oh come on! Bass: Comfortably Numb. That's dead easy. One listen through and I'm sorted. Singer: Fine. I'll take one listen through and any lyrics I don't remember I'll just "umm", "aaah" and "ooh" Guitarist: Yeah, and those two solos will take more than one listen through so I'll just strum chords then Bass: I'm not sure being in a covers band is really for you guys....

Stick to reggae and lay off trying those Val Doonican numbers mate…

Actually, on a serious note, a flippant “one listen through is enough” is disrespectful to the other musicians in the band, and to the audience. In any band I’ve been in this would be a reason for sacking. I make a point of not joining bands where a level of mutual respect isn’t shown.

The attitude expressed would explain why I’ve heard some utterly shocking performances in pubs and clubs over the years though…..

What sort of PC is it? It should work with on board audio

Mini keys are harder to play imho. I’m pretty sure the standard 49 key is a lot shorter than that!!

(You just need an iPad breakout cable)

If you have an iPad plug it into that and use GarageBand - it’s excellent to start with

As long as it acts as a USB controller it will be fine for a start. The biggest price jumps come from semi-weighted and weighted keys, and then other controller buttons and pads on the device. Most importantly you need a decent software package - have a look at Reason or Ableton Live for starters and go from there

Well now. How far do you want to go down the rabbit hole? I’d get a USB keyboard controller like an m-audio key station 49 or equivalent and then pick a digital audio workstation piece of software to play, record etc. Most of them come with instruments built in, and you can add to it later with others both free and paid for. The other option is a proper synth that still plugs into the PC but has built in patches and can be played live without a PC. More expensive but you get the option of taking it out and about to play.

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I play with my thumb resting on the string below, so it doesn’t bother me - if anything I find the lack of contouring more of an issue

Yeah, I kinda see the sunburst as “natural” I do like the blue and Orange ones as well tho

I wanted a semi hollow 51P and it looks like nobody has ever produced one - so I did instead..

It’s a partscaster... I spec’d a hollow body with a builder, got a modern P neck, added a Grainger bridge and knobs and popped an Oil City custom wound 51P pickup with dual coils so it humbucks. The finish is Danish Oil.

I’ve got one a bit like that..

Gah. I don’t like you anymore

Yamaha BEX4. Wanted one for ages. Can’t find a good ‘in for love nor money. Preferably natural. Gah.

This is the way.

I am liking that “cut me garden gnome” vibe tho...

Well, at least mine had no toilet references...

Well, it’s pretty obvious to me from one listen through: Tying half a fire, fire the handle of your ball, But Toulouse is mine, he’s a wazzock from Nepal. And I’m numb from chews, got those twelfth century shoes. Don’t want Dave to call, don’t want his bristle down a tube, Trying to find some hum, and maybe crackers and some Brie And I’m numb from booze, got that health centre flooze. I’m not made of bone, so don’t be prepping in that hay, Cut me garden gnome, cos you don’t fear a wooden sleigh. Aint got nothing to chew, got those 20th century brews.

I very much doubt the OP would want my version of the lyrics...