JapanAxe

Yes, but now if you want to reply you have to go and look at the OP's profile crap for some reason. Speaking of which, please find a nice 'cover photo' for us to look at.

That's probably where it says on your profile: 'Write a public message on your own feed' I suppose?

My eyesight is shyte,

• On my first reading I thought I should write the story about Discreet setting light to his pubes and jumping from a tall building.  I thought that was a little indiscreet on my part however.
• On my second reading I thought I should be writing about what I have just eaten as if I was a twittering idiot.

In the end it was wisest to assume that it was meant to say 'Write your public status here'