BassTractor

OK, on my screen with my glasses and my eyes, I can't even count the number of single quotation marks, but it was attemptedly written as three of them, making the "two" a lie or a hastily used counting word that one has to retract immediately after - not too dissimilar to retracting a testicle or two when naked outside in cold weather.
Not that any of this is important, mind. Twas just that I saw a field I'd never seen before, and wanted to test whether it indeed was a field that would update my...
...status so to speak.
At ease!

*click* Roger that, Captain. Just be advised that @Teebs has been known to spam status feeds with emojis of spiders and such. Not that he isn't known for spamming just about everywhere. Because he is. known for it, that is. Over.

Just "Bertie" to you, Biggles 4000, and of course you're the captain.

Thanks BT!

You too!

Polite mice?? 😬

Crab mice.