-When someone says something like "let's have a jam"
-Calling a guitar an axe
-The word mojo
-"the pocket"
-When you see band members looking at each other like some little lick they've just played is the best thing to ever hit human ears, with a stupid smug look on their faces. I understand that they're getting into the music and enjoying themselves but I still hate it, smug fart sniffing b*****ds.
-The word "lick"