NikNik Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 (edited) Back in the '00s when I was a tad in debt to my bank the fkrs would 'phone me up on the landline and ask to speak to me. I'd say 'I'll see if he's in' and then place the handset next to a PC speaker in the other room and play a loop of a donkey eee-awwing and snorting and just walk away. I got immense enjoyment out of that. They eventually stopped calling me and wrote to me, just as I had originally asked them to do. Edited November 18, 2019 by NikNik 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twigman Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 On 16/11/2019 at 14:22, dmccombe7 said: I had one yesterday from a Funeral Directors (advertised on TV) asking if i had given any thought to my funeral arrangements. If I get one of them I'm going to tell them that I have arranged to be pickled in a jar of formaldehyde and stood in the corner of my son's living room. Perhaps I should ask them if they wish to tender for the job? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamg67 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 4 hours ago, Skinnyman said: And now it seems that the laugh's on us. Funeral directors cold calling punters? They'll be offering 2 for 1 deals and loyalty points next. You come to my funeral and I'll go to yours. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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