Les

I suppose next on my agenda should be getting one of my own threads locked.

Possibly.

In addition; until you can claim to have been the direct cause of a lockout your victory cry is quite insubstantial.

I have to express concern at your thinking however.  I'd hate to lose the PGKG* if you got yourself a ban.  Think of your responsibilities towards the wider community, the children, if you will.

*Post Gig Kebab Guide

'children' is the right word for a distinct subset thereof!!