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Another kebab procurement fail in Failsworth. New gig for us so nothing to go on.
Couldn't find any where despite taking a couple of detours down some likely looking main roads.
The day was saved by the 24 hour McDonalds on the east lancs road that usually pulls us out of
the mire when we're in the kebabless wastelands of Lowton Cheshire.
Went for the big tasty meal and it was indeed big, and it was indeed tasty.
This kind of apocalyptic post gig hunt is getting worryingly regular.
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You are the Champion of the Kebab-less, Les. I sleep easy in my bed at night, safe in the knowledge that you and your bandmates are scouring the North West in your mission to ensure quality kebabs remain available for all, at strange times of the night, in odd places. We could do with your talents down here in semi-rural Surrey. Fancy forming a Kebab Flying Squad to strike in the kebab-less wastes around the country on demand?
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"Another kebab procurement fail in Failsworth. New gig for us so nothing to go on."
Failsworth by name...
Given that you hadn't even got a chemical toilet in the trailer to fall back on, it might be just as well that you didn't have anything so meaty to eat before you all got home.
MuckWomble's is never substantial enough to generate so much as a good fart I have found.
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