MiltyG565

[quote name='lurksalot' timestamp='1367084631' post='2061181'] Streuth you've got big hands , and it seems to have come loose ed to add , your other arm seems to have gone AWOL , you do have issues with your limbs don't you [/quote] HA! I have just noticed how odd it looks. I was going to make a custom photo thing for it, but I thought that was probably the best thumbnail I could hope for.

[quote name='Dingus' timestamp='1367084234' post='2061168'] I am deeply disappointed , Milton . Both I and Mrs Dingus were expecting you had taken the plunge and created some kind of a paysite to earn money from your previously - mentioned chronic masturbation "problem " . [/quote] Nobody wants to see that, and THAT is exactly how I can make money from it. Pay me to stop! [quote name='stingrayPete1977' timestamp='1367084249' post='2061170'] Nice one Milty [/quote] Cheers Pete

And here we are, the cherry on top - My brand new blog, complete with a review on our very own McNach's band, Sea Bass Kid! Save it in your bookmarks, people http://miltong565.wordpress.com/2013/04/27/sea-bass-kid-album-review/

Very first review on the new channel, but i'm not done yet, there's more to follow in a minute! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcCoy1WZfEM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGTgqzAKOgo More videos and links to follow shortly!

Are we ready for this!? If you see an issues, please point them out. because i'm not the great with technology.

Sold a Neck to Anthony. Top dude to deal with! No issues whatsoever. Did what he said, when he said he would. Good communication from him too. Deal with confidence, folks!

[quote name='chrismuzz' timestamp='1367066428' post='2060847'] Uh oh [/quote] Don't worry, I command all... apart from the mods... maybe we should worry... [quote name='Jack Cahalane' timestamp='1367066460' post='2060849'] Thanks for chocolate fingers and KFC, you did a good job there [/quote] Yes, I thought you could all do with some fried chicken as a reward.

[quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1367064717' post='2060817'] Wasn't that the other bloke, what's 'is name..? You know; thingummy... Santa..? Santana..? Summit like that... [/quote] Satan? Nah, you need to read your bible again. I created everything. The good stuff is your reward, the bad stuff is a test of your faith. See, i'm a good person

[quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1367062137' post='2060776'] Maybe the best news today..? [/quote] The day isn't over. What if they find a cure-all for cancer today? edit - I mean, what if I command people to find a cure-all for cancer today? Cancer that I created...

I slept in, and now we may never know what it's all about

It's alright guys, I've just tweeted "the real God" my irrefutable proof that I am indeed God. Shouldn't be long now until there's a rectal prolapse centre in every hospital in the world.

[quote name='bobbass4k' timestamp='1367024078' post='2060515'] [/quote] He's alright, but he doesn't play bass.

[quote name='bobbass4k' timestamp='1367023141' post='2060503'] If I invade another country and it doesn't go very well do you mind if I say it was all your idea? Also, anal sex, yay or nay? I need to know by tomorrow night, for no particular reason. [/quote] Yes, that's fine, so long as you buy or make me some top rate cider, and send it to me by courier. Here's my shipping address - Heaven. And it's a 'yay' on anal sex. Who said God isn't cool?

[quote name='mcnach' timestamp='1367019363' post='2060474'] Yeah, but you are God... not that impressive, is it? [media]http://youtu.be/CfcVTuhk5jI[/media] [/quote] You there! Believe in me! And you, you're a good person, you already believe in me. And those lads, over there, NONE of them believe in me. I'll send an earthquake to reassure you all that you should believe in me under fear of reprisal.

[quote name='DarkHeart' timestamp='1367017310' post='2060444'] sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell anyone but the pups are secret soapbars [/quote] Ha! Oops, best delete the picture then, eh?

[quote name='icastle' timestamp='1367021278' post='2060487'] The mods have noticed. Please move any breakables from the vicinity of your windows as we will be swinging through them on ropes shortly. Thankyou for your cooperation... [/quote] ahfackin'ell, it's da rozzas! LEG IT!

[quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1367011280' post='2060358'] Milty in suspenders..? I'm not at all sure I'll be 'tuning in'... [/quote] I can promise there will be no suspenders... Or will there? [quote name='Roger2611' timestamp='1367011612' post='2060364'] Ooh ooh is it.....no it couldn't possibly be ....could it....but wait....ooh I am right excited now...please don't keep me in suspenders the good lady will only twang the elastic [/quote] Yup, that's exactly what it is

[quote name='Green Alsatian' timestamp='1367010940' post='2060352'] This is one of those 'how to keep a bunch of idiots in suspense' things isn't it? [/quote] Lol! So far, I seem to be the only one in any form of suspense... AND I'M BLOODY IN CHARGE OF THE THING!

[quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1367009862' post='2060333'] You've just finished the London Marathon..? [/quote] I will have by tomorrow at 6pm!

I'VE BUILT A HOUSE! Lol, no, not really.

I'm getting really excited to tell you. I've put a lot of effort in to this, especially considering the slight physical handicap that I have for the moment. I've also put some investment in to it, so it needs to do well

[quote name='charic' timestamp='1366973975' post='2059638'] I think the rolo straplocks are rather innovative [/quote] That's an MDP improvement. He ships them in from Indonesia, don't you know?

[quote name='paulflan0151' timestamp='1366973446' post='2059619'] Wonder what effect the cake sponge will have on the tone!!!! [/quote] I'm not touching that subject again! Not on here!

[quote name='Skol303' timestamp='1366971957' post='2059603'] Sorry Milty, no new pictures as yet... but here's a bass made out of cake to quell your appetite in the meantime... [/quote] Wow, a P-bass with a bridge where the pickup should be! THEY DIDN'T FOLLOW MY DESIGN!