Hiya Ash 
 
The Jazz is a problem, as it's the only bass (guitar!) I've had for the last 20-odd years.  Feeling tempted to 'extras' now, maybe a Precison (style), and as the Deity Lemmy plays a Ricky I am sure there must be one somewhere on the horizon!  Heaven knows what I'd do with one of those! 8-p 
 
I'm sure guitars and basses used to be easier...there seem to be a million 'signature', 'reissue', 'custom shop', 'relic' efforts now...  Did you not used to have choice of Fender, Fender Squier, Gibson, Ibanez and Kay (!!) ?...and one model of each in a choice of 3 colours?? 
 
Would like to think that P sounds and plays 'as good as it should' - if so, should make you smile.  The Squier JV still makes me laugh, as most folks think it must be a £50 munter!  How wrong!