[quote name='discreet' post='978542' date='Oct 5 2010, 04:37 PM']North Americans please note:
Fag = Cigarette.
Now read on.
OK plywood fans, this is my first cab build. I've done a little joinery previously some while back, in a reasonably well-equipped workshop.
The cold reality of my crappy (and broken) workmate-thing, cheap saws and pitiful collection of toy clamps and tools is not really filling me with confidence.
Just getting my excuses in early, you understand...
Made a Circular Saw Sled -- it's the law. I notice my baggy T-shirt is getting sucked into the circular saw air intake, like a hoover. Tea and a fag.
Decide to change shirt. I note the workmate-thing is too low for me (backache) and more disconcertingly, means using lethal power tools at knob-level...
Note how I cleverly cut Top and Bottom Panels at the same time, thus ensuring [i]both[/i] panels are [i]precisely[/i] the wrong size!
Decide to ignore this early setback and deal with it later. No doubt you are already snorting into your PG Tips with mirth.
Marking out the Baffle/Phase Plug. Make compasses from (mrs discreet's) measuring spoon -- with a screw in it.
I'll get a slap on the wrist for this.
After quite a lot of swearing, I got the Baffle/Phase Plug cut. Yes, I need more practice with the jigsaw.
Should have got my eight-year-old to do it instead.
Thrilling, eh? Don't miss the next exciting instalment, adrenaline junkies -- I'm going to get the glue out.[/quote]