I wasn’t familiar with the term “Dutchwife” until I moved to Japan 35-odd years ago. Turns out it’s a well known euphemism over here for an inflatable bedtime companion. Found this out the hard way; having had more than a few issues collecting fees from various questionable agencies back then, a long-term resident keyboard player told me that I’d been “f***ed more times than the drummer’s dutchwife”. Not exactly complimentary…