goonerjoe

David Brent said it best: "Does a struggling salesman start turning up on a bicycle? No, he turns up in a newer car - perception, yeah?" Joking aside, I think this theory has some truth to it

Year started playing: 2002 Number of basses: 5 Music theory: 6 Technique: 6 Groove: 7

How is that going to fit onto a card?

One strategic purchase per annum Keep schtum on numbers Say you got a good deal My three golden rules.

Not here to answer your question but what is your band and when are you playing... I will fit it into our schedule!

I ordered one last year and ended up cancelling. I may finally get one this year. Like last time, no idea why... I mainly play punk. But they are so cool.

I saw you support OFC in Kentish Town some years back, Lozz. I remember telling my other half "you know my white bass, I bought it off that guy". She didn't care. Matt Freeman does seem like a really cool guy and definitely my favourite bass player.

I currently own the Am Pro II and used to own a California VS4 I don't need to talk much about the Fender - it does what it does and does it very well. Mine is easily the nicest Fender I've played and is a keeper. I owned the Sandberg from new. Firstly, it was without a doubt the best constructed bass I've ever seen and the neck was lovely but I just didn't bond with it I also realised i'm not a massive fan of active basses and even though the controls were simple, it turns out i'm even more simple-er. In hindsight I should've chosen a passive model with a more vintage voiced pick up. Despite that, it was a beautiful thing. You can't go wrong either way

The guitar pickups are called "Maga 45' Trumpbuckers" I really hope it's real