Judo Chop

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I think you'll find it is acceptable on BC to be a pedalophile though.
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Oh baby..,

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Eeeeeek !!!!

classic though



I once got it in my yunky patch .....ya know the bit between berty bum hole & Ya nut sack .....looks a bit like a Klingons forehead. That hurt like nothing i've felt before.
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Ah you mean the gooch!

Can you even get bollock cramp? Sounds hilarious and painful at the same time

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What is it with the Hitler Youth hair cuts? They make kids look like evangelical Mormons. That can't be right!!
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I read that as "morons" at first, I agree either way

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I can tell you what youngsters are interested in these days and that is Made in Chelsea, The Only Way is Essex and Geordie Shore.

I'm 21 and I have absolutely no interest in the above, but throughout school and college those above programmes is what everyone ever talked about and was what everyone was interested in. The idea is, you buy the most expensive designer clothing, and then to go out clubbing with the sole intension of making sure the night club photographer takes a photo of you and your mates flexing your biceps, pointing at each other, and looking seriously into the camera.

They don't even have fun, and they are far too 'cool' to dance or even have a laugh.

In my opinion youths of today are interested in trying to look like the 'stars' of reality TV programmes and want to get as many 'Likes' and 'Followers' on social media as possible.

The youth of today are a generation of self obsessed morons.
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This is pretty much spot on, an army of tattooed balloon animals in expensive vests and Hitler youth hair cuts.

Here's one of mine, a MIM Fender with a bridge pickup and three way selector switch put in

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He has also changed the key to some of them although that doesnt seem to have made a difference. Apart from The Beatles "Rain" should be played at the 12th fret.
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10th fret surely?

Pedantry mode off

Which tonewater did you use?

Crazy Little Thing Called Love- fun for you, quite easy for him if you ignore the guitar solo

O Come All Ye Faithful?

http://youtu.be/mO_RsJdFeTM

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He should say, "If you are not a dull shoe-gazey indie muppet, you should't be in a band" or "Don't form a band".
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Thank God, I can carry on as normal then!

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I wonder how on earth one acquires a nickname like that?
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With a hairy back and diabetes?

What happened to your Amplug? Mine's got a dodgy aux input after just three months, it won't work unless I keep the cable pinned between my bass and my thigh

Mine's f*****g s***e

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What problem does it solve? What new technology is it using? How does it facilitate a new form of expression with a guitar?
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Maybe it just looks fun?

I like mine to sit just above the waist, pointless stuffing all those socks down my jeans if nobody's going to see

That was really interesting, he has a lot to say and I agree with him

The light on mine went out a few weeks after buying it in May, then last month it just completely died. I got a replacement within a week so fair play on that.

He's ace, he makes it look so effortless

Some of the ridiculous things he says make me believe that he's actually part of an elaborate practical joke.

"It’s like this, by not giving my album a classic rating, you diminish your magazine’s credibility. And that’s real."

"When I think of competition it's like I try to create against the past. I think about Michelangelo and Picasso, you know, the pyramids."

"I got into doing beats for the video games I used to try to make. My game was very sexual. The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas. Mind you, I'm 12 years old, and this is stuff 30-year-olds are programming. You'd have to draw in and program every little step — it literally took me all night to do a step, 'cause the penis, y'know, had little feet and eyes."

Kanye's taking the p**s out of us!

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I don't want sound sound patronising in any way but if you're entering a 'music course' maybe you should sit down for a little bit & study music. I'm not talking about being able to sight read music but learn the basics of music theory & harmony?

Just my opinion.
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That's a good point and it'll make learning any new songs in future a lot easier.

You could spend a few hours here or on other sites and get your head around some basic theory easily, you'll have it worked out in no time!

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Is he the one who did bullfrog impressions?
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No, that's Dizzy Gillespie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOmA8LOw258

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Eugh! I know it's the right thing, but people won't even give you a chance if you reel off a load of issues before you've even met them.
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That's what I was thinking, unfortunately there's still people out there who'd let that be a problem. Play first and ask questions later I say, hopefully they're not a bunch of shallow bastards!

I love both of mine, the Precision especially because it feels really solid and is so nice to play.