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[quote name='skankdelvar' post='406955' date='Feb 11 2009, 08:53 PM']From www.norwegiancheeses.com [i]Jarlsberg is the most popular Norwegian cheese in the UK. It is named after Count Wedel Jarlsberg, the owner of an estate by the Oslofjord, where the cheese was first produced back in 1815. Jarlsberg was first sold in the UK in the 1960s and since that time has developed a reputation with the British public as a delicious cheese of exceedingly high quality. Unlike A-Ha, for whom we express our sincerest apologies.[/i][/quote]

Oh my god, I started this thread and just found I have a live Alison Krauss album on my external hard drive. I've been framed

[quote name='josh3184' post='406861' date='Feb 11 2009, 07:41 PM']if you like said music without bass in it then why is this in general bass discussion? [/quote] Sir, that is a genius comment. Something I did not know was possible from a metal fan A bit like having vegi's turn up to a meat market.

WOOOHOOO 4 pages now. Metal is the new jazz. Both sh*t, just different

[quote name='Eight' post='406717' date='Feb 11 2009, 05:48 PM']A-HA! Got you there, noone can say the norwegian princes of pop are sh*t. ... /facepalm[/quote] I won't have a bad word said against the Norwegian wonder group A-ha. I think they are great and have them on my itouch. I wonder if I should be saying this in a cheesy metal thread.

Shania Twain would get it. I wonder would would happen if you cross Shain Twain country pop with 3 chord guitar pop? I am willing to find out if needed

[quote name='artisan' post='406531' date='Feb 11 2009, 04:09 PM']WE COME IN PEACE.............................TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER[/quote]

[quote name='artisan' post='406511' date='Feb 11 2009, 03:56 PM']sh*t you've seen me play then. you just described my whole bass reportoire you bounder you [/quote]

[quote name='Galilee' post='406499' date='Feb 11 2009, 03:52 PM'] [b]SLAYER[/b] [/quote] Slay the lot of them if you ask me

Not any old song, The cheesy metal song

[quote name='josh3184' post='406468' date='Feb 11 2009, 03:35 PM']both, but the former mostly. Was listening to mastodons "blood and thunder" which has all the mentioned embarrassingly. There was me thinking I was taking the piss out of preconceptions a sample: Split your lungs with blood and thunder When you see the white whale Break your backs and crack your oars men If you wish to prevail This ivory leg is what propels me Harpoons thrust in the sky Aim directly for his crooked brow And look him straight in the eye White whale - holy grail[/quote] Get your knife with cracker and cheddar When you see your wife in leather Break your backs with a axe by Jackson If you wish to prevail This ivory axe is what propels me Harpoons thrust in the sky Aim directly for his pointy headstock For cheesy metal is his rockworld White cheese - leather pants

I hate it, with their whinging and moaning and complaining about every other tom dick and harry. Plus that stupid man at the back with his guitar on his lap sliding a can of beer up and down the strings sounding like a cat giving birth. Don't they see he's just a lazy arse that can't be bothered to stand up like a real guitarists. Oh, and whats with all the tassles, boots and cowboy hats? Surely, nobody here likes country music here

[quote name='artisan' post='406441' date='Feb 11 2009, 03:26 PM']fantastic thread title,i take my hat of to you mate[/quote] Why thank you kind sir. Certainly has more of a ring to it that Blues

[quote name='bluesparky' post='406457' date='Feb 11 2009, 03:32 PM']nope, i think he meant:[/quote] Damn you, I thought of it quicker, you just jumped the que. Good news is we made this thread to page two. We'll beat that jazz thread before long

He might mean,

Oh please, not Blues. All that pissing about bending 1 single note for about half an hour, looking like your in total pain and ripping the note from deep within your heart. Not to mention some old goat singing over it about breaking up with his sisters aunties, cousins dog. Then there is the bass playing. Does anyone do anything different apart from root, 3rd and 5th. Oh yeah, root, 1st, 3rd and 5th. Woohoo, genius.

[quote name='josh3184' post='406435' date='Feb 11 2009, 03:23 PM']like a dagger to my face sir, you are a bounder and a cad. I shall write an epic telling tales of you. With lightning. And thunder. and blood. And DEATHWHALES YAR![/quote] Oh god, please no, just when we thought Meatloaf was gone forever, along comes a young pretender. Not more cheese please

[quote name='josh3184' post='406428' date='Feb 11 2009, 03:18 PM']Metal prevails! [/quote] Yeah its nearly as old, boring, cheesy, tacking and out-dated as Jazz

[quote name='josh3184' post='406420' date='Feb 11 2009, 03:14 PM']Leave! Go back to your 3 chord pop punk! [/quote] HAHAHAHA you actually had me laughing out loud in the office and everyone is looking at me wondering why I am laughing like a big kid

Metal is so cheesy with your your leather pants, long hair and white guitars with stupid pointed angled heads

Burn him, he is a witch.

[quote name='bilbo230763' post='406354' date='Feb 11 2009, 02:46 PM']I think they just call it rrrrrrrrrock grrrr[/quote] No no no, Bon Jovi is rrrrrrock, Whitesnake is rrrrock, Europe is rrrrock, Nickleback is sh*t rrrrock

Its still the best music. Catchy guitar riffs. Simple guitar solos, non of this metal or jazz frett w***ing rubbish. Vocals that you can understand and hear and does not sound like your screaming or strangling a cat like that metal rubbish. Driving powerful basslines and not a stupid 6 string jazz bass guitar solo in sight and proper drums, non of this metal 402 toms toms, 18 kick drums or I'm just going to play on the hi hat with some paint brushes in a silly jazz style. The best bit, you can jump around to it like a nutter. By the way, I love jazz and some metal. I'm just taking the piss before someone takes me seriously

Bands like Foo Fighters, Green Day, Paramore, Killers, Fall Out Boy, Blink 182, All American Rejects, Yellowcard, Evanescence, Linkin park, 30 Seconds To Mars, Kings of Leon to name a few. So much energy and drive and so much better than that Jazz and Metal rubbish

[quote name='obbm' post='388283' date='Jan 22 2009, 10:27 AM']Most drummers I play with have the Hi hat on their left. Are you a left-handed drummer or are you looking at this from the audience viewpoint? Anyway facing the audience I prefer to stand to the drummer left, next to the snare/hi hat so I can see the Kick pedal easily.[/quote] Yep me also, drummer's left (hi-hat side). Its the proper side a bassist should be on.