Geek99 Posted 10 hours ago Posted 10 hours ago On 17/01/2026 at 17:41, Richard R said: Please don't disembowel yourself with a bass - Imagine the headlines!! 😱 (And the pain, the mess, and the effect on your poor wife of course. But mainly the headlines in the Sun) Use a guitar instead, they are without any value and by covering it in blood and intestines no one will want to play it, which is an ideal scenario Quote
Stub Mandrel Posted 1 hour ago Posted 1 hour ago (edited) When a man is tired of buying basses, he is tired of life. Edited 1 hour ago by Stub Mandrel A crab is a red fish that walks backwards. Damn I think I have Boswell and Johnson muddled up. Quote
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