Stewie

Probably not. I hereby declare myself ineligible for any and all prize money, gifts, or even the vacation in Aruba😟

I haven’t bought anything this year, and plan to sell at least 2 of my 5 basses. If the band I’m in falters, I’ll sell my PA and drumset, save one bass a mic and my Ampeg combo amp and wait for the next bus to come along. I’m not likely to need anything, so this is an easy challenge

Small crowd of smiling dancing people. Happy bar manager who asks when can we come back

First “real” bass was a 73 Fender Jazz with Roto66s. That’s what my hero played. Added a fretless P neck in 1976 because I thought it was cool. Realized that the Rotos were digging grooves in the fingerboard. Tried GHS Precision flats, Sound was okay . EMG active pickups, Badass bridge, brass nut. In 2011 bought an MIM Precision. There was my sound. Swapped necks and haven’t looked back. Sold the modified J for peanuts(good riddance) .Turns out I’m a P bass guy

Late 1980s outside party (when I could get away with just a vest) and a couple weeks ago at a funky little brewery in Newburyport Massachusetts USA

Assuming that they can play(well), he/she must have a good sense of humor and a pleasant smile, even when the ceiling is falling on us