Man.about.Tyne

The great gig in the sky - Pink Floyd

Tone Deaf - Eminem

If I could turn back time - Cher

Turn! Turn! Turn! - The Byrds

Looks great but we need a shorty “brothers” pic

Accidents will happen - Elvis Costello and the Attractions

Dream a little dream of me - Mamas and Papas

I don’t want to talk about it - Rod Stewart

Drive - The Cars

Homeward Bound - Simon and Garfunkel

Road to Kingdom Come- Lindisfarne

Sign of the times - Belle Stars

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps - Splodgenessabounds

Devil Woman - Cliff

Devil in disguise - Elvis

Lip Up, Fatty - Bad Manners

This hits the nail on the head. I’ve not played regularly for long time (though I have managed a few one offs now and again) but reading the OP it makes me reflect on the idea that I’d like to get back into a band. I really would like to do something but is it really worth the grief? If you’re young then the answer is “yes”! Do it. I need some chilled old f*rts to play with.

Some girls are bigger than others - The Smiths (music to knit by)

Nail clippers

Shine on you crazy diamond - Pink Floyd

It's oh so quiet - Bjork

Mmmm.... Tort.

Word up - Cameo

Hounds of love - Kate Bush

The secrets that you keep - Mud