Billy Apple

8 minutes ago, skankdelvar said:

Following various iterations I am now pleased to present a simplified version of my graphic:

Finally, a Supervisor!

Uncle Jim Tortex are the bomb. Nylon!? Are you ill or something?

I remember the pre -tortex days of snapping and slippy picks.

Somethings do change for the better

Jim-who, a plec-whatnow?

1 hour ago, skankdelvar said:

and his hirsute boss Mr James Curleigh are in fact lying f**kface rat bastards, spawned from the sphincter of a satanic 'luxury brand' hedge fund that's more interested in shutting down competitors prior to selling the company on at a profit.

But he looks so cool!...

Mummy, mummy.. look at me, I'm Elvis Presley.

Jim-Jim go poo-poo now mummy.

On 01/08/2019 at 12:31, NancyJohnson said:

 

 

This is an absolute disgrace. Any fools knows you keep the tumbler at the rear when travelling. This is why he has to sprag half way through to keep on target. In effect he is tracking the machine in reverse.

If a track was to snap the tumbler could drive off it and then he'll be stuck with a job to get it back on. F**king amateur.

Makes my blood boil

On 02/02/2020 at 11:32, prowla said:

There are a couple of people on the FB fakers group who make rather good fakers to order.

They'll be the Faker-Makers then?

I heard one of them put a Fender style head-stock on one.

He was a Faker-Maker-Shaker, Making Faker-Fakers.

Eye thang yooo...

Re-opened

Please keep trade offers to PM 😋

I wish I had a Spambot. I'd get it to make spam and Heinz sandwich spread sarnies (on white bread) all day long

Flats or rounds?

.... Sigh... I've just got too much house stuff needing money spent

Lozz just bought a pedal from me. Probably one of the nicest guy's on Basschat.

Highly recommended.

SOLD

Still, easier than working with Andrew Eldrich

I've only seen the Strangles once and JJ was playing a stick bass. Bah!

I have to be grumpy/refuse to accept change, but they were over when HC left.

Lovely.

I heard the scene is Norfolk and good

No truss rod cover?

4 minutes ago, White Cloud said:

Thanks! It really is special in the flesh, very tactile.

Funnily enough, when it arrived and I removed it from the packaging my confused wife stated, "It's bent!! Send it back" lol🤣

I'd send 'er back before the Spector

Tom bought some patch leads from me. All as it should be.

Recommended.

48 minutes ago, fleabag said:

I've been taken over by Emily Blunt

A real one, or a rhyming slang one?

2 hours ago, skankdelvar said:

Predictions for 2020

* RIC Corp outsource production of new entry level 4000-series basses to Indonesia; mooted street price $600 inc gig-bag

W@@@@@HNKHEEEEEERRRRR!

Drool. Want. Sigh

Matamp sent me my GT200 when new. It was packed in a heavy cardboard box with fitted polystyrene packing. The box was then put in a very large heavy cardboard box that was filled with polystyrene beads. It was quite something to behold when it arrived.