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Leonard Smalls

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  1. On 07/07/2024 at 07:24, paul_c2 said:

    first 30 days, you can insist on a refund. After that, the seller has the choice of repair/refund/replace

    We once sold a high quality Burgon and Ball garden fork to someone...

    They came back about 13 months later and one of the tines was bent, They insisted on an immediate refund as it was a "shoddy item" and he "knows his rights". I asked how it happened and they started getting really p!ssy, saying "that's irrelevant", and eventually that the gardener was just forking over an ordinary flower bed.

    I explained that the only way that this would have happened to a fork was if someone was using it to prise out a deep root or stone (which it's not designed to do, it's not a crowbar!), and they'd repeatedly put all their weight on it. The fact it hadn't broken showed it was a quality item.

    They started shouting about going to trading standards and writing to You and Yours - I said I'll investigate, and if it turned out to be a duff fork they could have a replacement or refund and to come back in a week.

    So I took it home, put the tine in a vice and bounced on it until it was straight (about 1/2 hour!) - no signs of cracking or obvious fatigue.

    They came back in about 3 weeks, still sour-faced and p!ssy. After I'd explained how long it had taken to straighten and how much effort they left without so much as a "sorry for being a miserable git and trying it on!"

     

     

  2. We've had 2 rehearsauditions for guitar players recently...

    1st one said he knew nothing about theory but had put quite a lot of practice into working out our songs. He was, however, a bit plodding and standard-metal with very little invention, spark or syncopation though timing was generally good.

    2nd guy was far more interesting musically, understood what modes were and could play around with our songs. He started off playing a little too blues-ily (as our original guitar player did on the album) but varied from that when told he had free reign. His only negative was that he's very slow to respond to messages on't phone...

    So I was keen on 2, the rest of the band wanted 1 as "he was heavier". I said "heavy is easy, interesting isn't, what sort of band do we want to be - same old same old or an interesting mix of all-sorts?"). As a result it looks like we may now have a 2 bass 2 guitar band!

    I'm very tempted to show 'em Chick Corea's advice to musos, though as they all hate anything to do with jazz, often including musicianship, it may well fall on deaf ears!

     

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