Ricky 4000

4 minutes ago, Cato said:

 And we're definitely talking earholes?

Yes. And you need to be stood up to take the test properly. Don't go lying on your back or being in zero gravity or anything silly like that, Cato. 😄

1 minute ago, Cato said:

Dear Dr @Ricky 4000

 

I've got my set square out and my nipples are around 1 inch to either side of my ear lobes.

 

Should I see my GP?

Hhhhhhh, as Dave sort of pointed out - maybe forget what I said about lobes, and just go with the centre of earhole to earhole vs nipple to nipple.

That works for all animals (including humans), with nipples in a pair or pairs.

HTH. 👌

Just now, dmccombe7 said:

Do dogs have earlobes ? 

... not really Dave. With dogs I think you measure from earhole to earhole. 👍

And dogs, probably.

1 minute ago, dmccombe7 said:

I always thought that might be the case.

I thought it was so for men, but I was surprised it's the same for women too.

Spooky.

7 hours ago, Paul S said:

I think I have worked it out, combing this thread with other similarly proscriptive nonsense.  Thin, shallow necks are fast, but only if you use a pick and a music stand and play once a month.  If you wear a hat you can play a narrow but chunky neck finger style every other weekend as long as you only take occasional prompts from an iPad.  But it is only wide, chunky necks that allow the correct technique employed by proper, regularly gigging musicians who either sight read or memorize 300 songs, with or without a waistcoat. 

Did I miss anything out? 

Yes - your nipples are exactly the same distance apart as your earlobes.

Not just yours, I mean everybody's.

Relatively.

👍

11 minutes ago, MacDaddy said:

 

Absolutely, I for one am often to be found anxiously awaiting the countdown of the weeks best selling baked beans 🫤

Unlike tinned food firms, bands don't often buy out smaller less successful bands and swallow them up. So that's a difference there.

5 minutes ago, nilorius said:

sorry, not possible to listen at the version now - i am at the work where my desktop can't speak.

No problem. 👌

1 hour ago, nilorius said:

Was i wrong???

Were you playing this version?

Not a lot of room for vocals without stripping it down a little.

This is all very deep...

5 hours ago, msb said:

I immediately got used to the cover on my 4000.

I took mine off around 30 years ago and immediately lost it. 😖

They don't say that at all. 😗

I bought an expensive little fret file from Crimson Guitars (I think it was). It has one smooth rounded edge so as not to damage fretboard or bindings. I also use it on my fingernails. 😗

1 hour ago, Kitsto said:

bagpipes

It's the drone that I hate. What note is that? I reckon God plays that drone in your ears when you die.

7 hours ago, SteveXFR said:

yodelling which is unacceptable. 

Agreed. Yodelling is never alright. 😕

7 hours ago, Dad3353 said:

Let's Talk About Progressive Rock...

 

Is this not an oxymoron..? 

 

...

 

 

More like a dirty little secret, daddy. 😄

11 minutes ago, Rib13Bass said:

I came in to post this and somebody beat me to it lol

Love it! 😄

I must have been subscribed already, as it just popped up. 👍

😄

I'm a bit of a sucker for sampled basslines:

6 minutes ago, MacDaddy said:

 

He owns his own microphone? 😳

Ownage is relative. Does 'I swear I'll start paying you for it next month' count? 😬

I knew I had a picture of one, here in The Fender Bass by Klaus Blasquiz.

😍

Wow, could you do a batch of 50 just for BC people? 😍

7 hours ago, PaulThePlug said:

The Car Chase....

Police Dispatcher: Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved.

😄

54 minutes ago, Reggaebass said:

My drum skills are pretty much nil , stick with it I’m sure it will come 

I see what you did there RB. 😄