Ska band's gig next Saturday is at a Conservative Club. Hmm, well a payday's a payday I suppose. Anyway... I've bought a special shirt for the occasion.
My lovely Aunt Florrie passed away earlier this year, she left me and the wife some wedge, the missus bought a new sofa and I bought an EUB with it, I named it Flo (the EUB, not the sofa).