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    Andy Fraser

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    I still love listening to Andy's playing today. He has a slinky melodic style, years before people started playing that way. I have his latest solo album, 'Naked and finally Free', and try as I might, I can't recommend it as there are only a couple of tracks that really make it...plus the bass isn't featured in the mix...nothing like his early style.

    What price Jaco's bass?

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    You've got to hand it to Felix for sticking his stuff out there with Jacos reputation as being 'The Worlds Greatest Bass Player'. How could you follow that? His style is nothing like his dads though I've seen vids of him nailing the Jaco stuff....also says he's self taught!! Interesting stuff with The Yellowjackets.

    What price Jaco's bass?

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    I wonder how much some of Jaco's original basses are worth...found this but can't figure out if Jaco actually owned it.

    http://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/6336208

    I read that Jon Bon Jovi or someone like him owned the original 'Bass of Doom'.... wonder what that's worth? I know Norman Roy Watts 'Rhythm Stick' J. bass was on sale for around £9,000.

    Born bassists?

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    I've always had a theory that the 'great' bass players don't start off on that instrument...for example Jaco started as a drummer ( and was also a great keyboard player), so did Mark King, (drums), Jack Bruce (cello) etc. I think they come at bass playing from a different angle than the rest of us.

    Ramps?

    in Bass Guitars

    Posted

    Never actually tried a ramp so am wondering, if you play with the plucking hand over the p/up, which is the same height as a ramp, does it give the same feel?

    The Curse of The Bass Player

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    THE CURSE OF THE BASS PLAYER 



    In the beginning there was a bass. 

It was a Fender, probably a Precision, but it could have been a Jazz - 
nobody knows. Anyway, it was very old ...definitely pre- C.B.S. 

And God looked down upon it and saw that it was good. He saw that it was 
very good in fact, and couldn't be improved on at all (though men 
would later try.) 



    And so He let it be and He created a man to play the bass. and lo 
the man looked upon the bass, which was a beautiful 'sunburst' red, 
and he loved it. He played upon the open E string and the note 
rang through the earth and reverberated throughout the firmaments 
(thus reverb came to be.) 

And it was good.

    And God heard that it was good and He smiled at his 
handiwork. 

Then in the course of time, the man came to slap upon the bass. And lo 
it was funky. And God heard this funkiness and He said, "Go man, go." 
And it was good. And more time passed, and, having little else to 
do, the man came to practice upon the bass. 



    And lo, the man came to have upon him a great set of chops. And he 
did play faster and faster until the notes rippled like a breeze 
through the heavens. 

And God heard this sound which sounded something like the wind, which 
had created earlier. It also sounded something like the movement 
of furniture, which He hadn't even created yet, and He was not so 
pleased. 

And He spoke to the man, saying "Don't do that!"

    Now the man heard the 
voice of God, but he was so excited about his new ability that he 
slapped upon the bass a blizzard of funky notes. And the heavens 
shook with the sound, and the Angels ran about in confusion. (Some of 
the Angels started to dance, but that's another story.) 

And God heard this - how could He miss it - and lo He became 
Bugged. And He spoke to the man, and He said, "Listen man, if I 
wanted Jimi Hendrix I would have created the guitar. Stick to the 
bass parts."

    

And the man heard the voice of God, and he knew not to mess with it. 
But now he had upon him a passion for playing fast and high. 
The man took the frets off of the bass which God had created. 
And the man did slide his fingers upon the fretless fingerboard and play 
melodies high upon' the neck. 

And, in his excitement, the man did forget the commandment of the 
Lord, and he played a frenzy of high melodies and blindingly fast licks. 
And the heavens rocked with the assault and the earth shook, rattled 
and rolled.

    

Now God's wrath was great.

    And His voice was thunder as He spoke to the 
man. And He said, "O.K. for you, pal. You have not heeded My word. Lo, I 
shall create a soprano saxophone and it shall play higher than you 
can even think of." "And from out of the chaos I shall bring forth 
the drums. And they shall play so many notes thine head shall ache, 
and I shall make you to always stand next to the drummer." 

"You think you're loud? I shall create a stack of Marshall guitar amps 
to make thine ears bleed. And I shall send down upon the earth other 
instruments, and lo, they shall all be able to play higher and faster 
than the bass." "And for all the days of man, your curse shall be 
this: that all the other musicians shall look to you, the bass player, 
for the low notes.

    

And if you play too high or fast all the other musicians shall say "Wow" 
but really they shall hate it. And they shall tell you you're 
ready for your solo career, and find other bass players for their 
bands. 

And for all your days if you want to play your fancy licks you 
shall have to sneak them in like a thief in the night." "And if you 
finally do get to play a solo, everyone shall leave the bandstand and go 
to the bar for a drink." 



    And it was so.......




    [color=#FF0000]A bass friend sent me this after he'd seen me play a pretty crap solo one night at a gig![/color]

    My Bass friend sent me this after my really crap bass solo at a gig...worth wading through!

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    THE CURSE OF THE BASS PLAYER 

In the beginning there was a bass. 

It was a Fender, probably a Precision, but it could have been a Jazz - 
nobody knows. Anyway, it was very old ...definitely pre- C.B.S. 

And God looked down upon it and saw that it was good.

    He saw that it was 
very good in fact, and couldn't be improved on at all (though men 
would later try.) 

And so He let it be and He created a man to play the bass. and lo 
the man looked upon the bass, which was a beautiful 'sunburst' red, 
and he loved it. He played upon the open E string and the note 
rang through the earth and reverberated throughout the firmaments 
(thus reverb came to be.) 

And it was good. And God heard that it was good and He smiled at his 
handiwork.

    

Then in the course of time, the man came to slap upon the bass. And lo 
it was funky. And God heard this funkiness and He said, "Go man, go." 
And it was good. And more time passed, and, having little else to 
do, the man came to practice upon the bass. 

And lo, the man came to have upon him a great set of chops.

    And he 
did play faster and faster until the notes rippled like a breeze 
through the heavens. 

And God heard this sound which sounded something like the wind, which 
had created earlier. It also sounded something like the movement 
of furniture, which He hadn't even created yet, and He was not so 
pleased. 

And He spoke to the man, saying "Don't do that!"

    Now the man heard the 
voice of God, but he was so excited about his new ability that he 
slapped upon the bass a blizzard of funky notes. And the heavens 
shook with the sound, and the Angels ran about in confusion. (Some of 
the Angels started to dance, but that's another story.) 



    And God heard this - how could He miss it - and lo He became 
Bugged. And He spoke to the man, and He said, "Listen man, if I 
wanted Jimi Hendrix I would have created the guitar. Stick to the 
bass parts." 

And the man heard the voice of God, and he knew not to mess with it. 
But now he had upon him a passion for playing fast and high. 
The man took the frets off of the bass which God had created.

    
And the man did slide his fingers upon the fretless fingerboard and play 
melodies high upon' the neck.

    

And, in his excitement, the man did forget the commandment of the 
Lord, and he played a frenzy of high melodies and blindingly fast licks. 
And the heavens rocked with the assault and the earth shook, rattled 
and rolled. 

Now God's wrath was great. And His voice was thunder as He spoke to the 
man.

    And He said, "O.K. for you, pal. You have not heeded My word. Lo, I 
shall create a soprano saxophone and it shall play higher than you 
can even think of." "And from out of the chaos I shall bring forth 
the drums. And they shall play so many notes thine head shall ache, 
and I shall make you to always stand next to the drummer." 



    "You think you're loud? I shall create a stack of Marshall guitar amps 
to make thine ears bleed. And I shall send down upon the earth other 
instruments, and lo, they shall all be able to play higher and faster 
than the bass." "And for all the days of man, your curse shall be 
this: that all the other musicians shall look to you, the bass player, 
for the low notes. 

And if you play too high or fast all the other musicians shall say "Wow" 
but really they shall hate it.

    And they shall tell you you're 
ready for your solo career, and find other bass players for their 
bands. 

And for all your days if you want to play your fancy licks you 
shall have to sneak them in like a thief in the night." "And if you 
finally do get to play a solo, everyone shall leave the bandstand and go 
to the bar for a drink."

    

And it was so.

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