Mr_Nitro Posted January 23, 2009 Share Posted January 23, 2009 Farnborough invades Amazingstoke for one night only, as ex-pornstars 'Demilo' and part time dairy farmers 'Messiah Of None' host a night of drunken metal morris dancing guaranteed to leave you scratching your head in bemusement, and wondering how much you paid to get in. Not much is known about Farnborough's female fronted rockmeisters Demilo. Only that their bassist once broke the front of the Tumbledown Dick using nothing but his arse. I should know - i was next to him when it happened and had to check him for splinters. Messiah Of None's guitarist Jasper claims to have invented the letter J and has recently managed to successfully trademark it. The only person to be able to use it without permission (and only on rare occasions) is our lord Esus. Both bands will be live, naked, and possibly wired to the eyeballs on mindbending drugs (well, drunk anyway! ) on Friday 30th Jan at The White Hart in Basingstoke,(opposite the Police station) which i'm reliably informed is a frickin' sweet little 'metal friendly' oasis in a desert of chavness. With the brucie bonus of it being payday for most of us, and the fact that the gig is FREE ENTRY (only a bit of beer money needed!) this should be a sweet night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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