Earthworks

🔊 Calling all low-end enthusiasts! 🎸 Are you tired of slappin' the bass in your bedroom all by yourself? Well, it's time to step out of the shadows and join our rockin' crew as our superstar bass player! 🌟 We're a ragtag group of misfits who call themselves "Earthworks 🌎" - and trust us, our band name isn't just a clever disguise! 🤘 But here's the thing: we're currently missing the most crucial element, the bass that'll make everyone's hearts thump with excitement. So, what are we looking for? We need a bass player who can serve up funky, face-melting grooves with a side of ultimate comedic timing. You've got to be the hilarious heartbeat of our band, pumping out killer bass lines while also busting out the best dad jokes on stage! 😂 If you can make your bass guitar talk, laugh, and occasionally moonwalk across the stage, we want YOU! We believe in equal opportunity dorkiness, so all aspiring bass gods and goddesses are welcome to apply. Now, let's talk prerequisites. You must be able to slap, pluck, strum, and twang those four magical strings with finesse. Bonus points if you can play with your teeth or do a windmill move à la Pete Townshend! 🌪️ Oh, and a word of warning – we have one minor requirement: you must have at least an intermediate level of tolerance for our terrible puns. We can promise you countless hours of jamming, sidesplitting laughter, and a multitude of high fives, but the puns are non-negotiable. 🙃 Imagine being part of a band that not only rocks the stage but also rocks at life. Picture yourself belting out bass lines that shake the very foundations of the venues we play. It's not just about the music; it's about the unforgettable moments we'll create together. So, if you're ready to embrace your inner bass beast, bring your shining personality, and join a band that's as weirdly wonderful as you are, then strap on that bass and get in touch with "Earthworks 🌎" today! 🎶 Contact us now because we can't wait to meet the funky, funny bass player who's ready to rock our socks off and take this world by storm, one slap at a time! 🌪️🎸 Check out Earthworks on #SoundCloud https://on.soundcloud.com/JhLTz