Wow, I move house and leave this thread for a while and come back to more responses! Thanks guys.
@MuseMatt - Muse fan perchance? Anyway, thankyou for your post. She was 90 and had been ill on and off for many years, but kept on going right through to the end and was sharp as a tack. It was just her time, and she got to say goodbye properly and talk to her daughters at the end, which was all you could ask for really...
ANYHOW... Money, burn, hole, pocket and all that. Firstly, apologies for people I've not gotten back to after expressing interest. You all seem like great peeps and cheers for your patience. But I decided that really, I had to play some basses for myself and decide that way.
So I disappeared off to Camden this rainy morn and sat myself squarely in the Bass Gallery for an hour and a half or so and tried as many different sub-500 quid basses until I felt comfortable that one was "the one". The fellow there (short hair, tats, nice bloke) was kind enough to let me try a lot and embaress myself with my lack of skillz and set me through Ibanez, Washburn, Warwick, Fender and Yamaha and so on and so forth until I settled for...
A 300 squid Fender Squier Jazz bass.
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He told me straight-up that for my price range that it was the best sound I could get, and frankly - he was right. I must've gone through ten basses and this was the only one that made an impression. I'm sure I could do better second-hand on here, but the important thing is how a bass feels (not looks, I'm telling you that scratch plate is GOING) and it felt right. On playing it a little more the action could be lowered further, but the neck is nice and small and I get around the frets without difficulty with my gammy little finger.
It also sounds warm, and has a nice range of tones that I didn't find on the others.
Plus it has a Tina Weymouth look about it (I know, it's nothing like her bass) for some reason, which made me smile. It's possibly furthest away from what I imagined myself buying, but there you go - sometimes you suprise yourself, I guess!