ay carumba!
Can't even come close to that there list.
I have owned:
1975 Fender Musicmaster
1977 Peavey T-40
1999 Pedulla Rapture
USA Fender RI '62 Jazz Bass
I now currently possess:
1999 Don Grosh Jazz Bass
2006 Mike Lull M4V
2008 Lakland Skyline "Duck" Dunn