Grandad Paul

Its his Uncles. He found it in his loft, but knows nothing about them.

Went from, "Once owned by the Rolling Stones", to "Believed to once be owned by the Rolling Stones". Well have they or not?

Brilliant. At least he hasn't taken a chain saw and sander to it.

He is obviously a "proffesional" "gutiarist" as well. Not much of a speller though obviously.

Mmmmm. Well it would'nt do for us all to be the same would it. Personally I think it's awful. Only my opinion of course.

So thats how you get your "Mucho Mojo" back. Sell a beat up fake on e bay. Must make a mental note of that. My wife will be delighted if I get my "Mucho Mojo" back.

Kin ell. Awful.

"Brazilian" hey. Surely there should'nt be that much "fur" on it if its a "Brazilian".

Now that really is the way to present a guitar and amp for sale. What a fabulous piece of kit.

I will never begin to understand why anyone would want to do that to a guitar, or anything else for that matter.
What is even worse to me is that someone would want to own it. As for the Land Rover. Well words escape me.

Does he mean the Bass is not quite right, or would the person who bought it be not quite right. It reminda me of a toilet seat lid we had a few years ago.

I suppose it was once a nice instrument until some idiot did the relic damage to it. Totally spoilt it for me.

Is he telling the truth? Is it just a black box on wheels with handles on. Or is it really full of electronic bits and bobs and speakers. If its the former its probably reached its price already. lol.

Clucking Hell.

"May still have traces of bodily fluids", Mmmm nice! Thats another one I dont understand. I mean, is it just me or would anyone be proud they had done that to a guitar? I dont get it.

I still dont understand any of it. Lol.

I dont understand any of this. Sorry I know I am nearly 65, but that is a heap of sh*te! Who would want that?

[quote name='Dave Vader' timestamp='1318880223' post='1407377']
Did you know Peds been running round using your name Rich?
Unless he suffers the same golfing injury as you do...
I still assume that it is pronounced OW! 7- Ironed.

And sadly the stamp has rusted off while it was inside a fat gangster paul, honest, it was there though...
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And it must be genuine Dave, because its on e bay. Ok I will accept your word for it.

Can you send a photo of the Harland and Wolfe stamp on the underside please. Just for confirmation of authenticity you understand.

Oh Dear!

Plus he is selling it for someone who is moving abroad. Himself perhaps?

[quote name='Rick's Fine '52' post='1325603' date='Aug 3 2011, 01:06 PM']There are some, good, genuinely authentic looking relic´s out there, although thre are far more bad úns, how about this one, without doubt the worst i´ve seen, some people have genuinly missed the point about what a relic look is supposed to replicate;

[url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fender-Squier-Affinity-Standard-Strat-Neck-Worn-RELIC-/190561927794?pt=Guitar_Accessories&hash=item2c5e604272"]http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fender-Squier-Af...=item2c5e604272[/url]

[/quote]


Brilliant. What about the photo that says," just a view of what it looks like on the guitar". I nearly chocked. Bloody awful thats what it looks like. I hope he doesn't get his bloody hands on that body.

[quote name='Johnston' post='1323058' date='Aug 1 2011, 01:39 PM']3 tweed cases.
Surely thats worth the asking price alone [/quote]


Thats my age, and not really knowing what the hell I am doing with these keyboards. Sorry folk.

Then they advertise it as for sale with a "Brand new tweed case". Is that really authentic then, or is that to show you what you could have got if you had a matching guitar. Unbelievable!

Then they advertise it as for sale with a "Brand new tweed case". Is that really authentic then, or is that to show you what you could have got if you had a matching guitar. Unbelievable!