Because I am a Time Lord and can bend the laws of physics, I knew I could take a 21" solid body Uke Bass, put metal strings on it and turn it into a fully functioning 5 string bass. Cos, y'know, how hard can it be? And I am a visionary and can see things no one else can see.   It turns out that I am not. Another crushing dissapoointment in my life.   So, I am left with a £200 ebay import from China with a new bridge routed into the body and a Delano 5 string P pickup both don