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metaphorically, what does your bass sound like?


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1 hour ago, Steve Browning said:

Like Raquel Welch nibbling your ear as she massages your nadgers.

Ewwww… an 81 year old with false teeth and bad breath nibbling your ear while scratching at your marble sack with her talons…

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My jazz bass with flats and foam at the bridge sounds like Serge Gainsbourg taking Brigitte Bardot’s dress off, on a Scopitone, in 1967.

 

I checked with Brigitte and she reckoned it was pretty close. Then one of her 87 cats widdled on my shoe so I scarpered. 

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A pack of apoplectic zombie badgers, howling out their loss and desolation through the subterranean catacombs of Pandaemonium, principal city of Hell, as they pursue their endless, eternal futile quest for the last packet of chocolate digestives in all of creation, aware yet unaware, in some impossibly deep part of their decomposed, undead brains, that it has already been consumed by the Demon Pazuzu, several millennia earlier. But with a touch of chorus.

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