SpondonBassed Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 23 minutes ago, Ebenue said: I’m currently experimenting to see: if I contribute five times to this thread will that count? Failing that I’m going to ask: (1) Which end do I hold it? (2) Which way up does it go? (3) Why does it have that thingy in the middle? (4) What is the best colour? (5) Progressive attenuation in the studio environment, a light discourse on at what point(s) during the epic journey of the alternate compression and rarefaction of air and its conversion into binary data should said attenuation take place: discuss. Oh she's a natural! Definitely belongs in the DoI. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymondo Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Hi Ebenue. HI Ham sorry vat hime late wiv me greetings.. Hi have been busy in va shop hand making pies for tommorras mornin rush. Welcome .. If yew are evva visitin va Wilton Centre for Policy Studies, feel free t' cum dahn t' mi lab. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinnyman Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Ebenue said: I like dissonance The way I play I have very little choice in the matter….. Anyway, welcome to BassChat. You’ll find a diverse bunch of people here talking about a wide range of interesting topics* *Or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgehouse Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Is this on? *tap tap* Hello? Can you hear me at the back there? Nod if you can’t. Right. Welcome. Hello. How goes it? @Frank Blank will fill you in, but if you are in need of any radiators or any sit on mowers then do let me know. @Raymondo, you’ve got some kebab on your jumper lad.. do tidy yourself up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftybassman392 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 36 minutes ago, Ebenue said: (1) Which end do I hold it? (2) Which way up does it go? (3) Why does it have that thingy in the middle? (4) What is the best colour? (5) Progressive attenuation in the studio environment, a light discourse on at what point(s) during the epic journey of the alternate compression and rarefaction of air and its conversion into binary data should said attenuation take place: discuss. You're gonna fit right in! Oh, and many happy returns commiserations hail and welcome! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymondo Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Bridgehouse said: @Raymondo, you’ve got some kebab on your jumper lad.. do tidy yourself up. * mumble, mumble, bloody hell, how did he spot that from there? ...bloody pedant .. I mean can't a guy spill his kebab in peace these days..mumble, mumble* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebenue Posted February 19, 2022 Author Share Posted February 19, 2022 28 minutes ago, Bridgehouse said: @Frank Blank will fill you in, but if you are in need of any radiators or any sit on mowers then do let me know. Private Ebenue presenting for duty, Sir! There’s an old man in my garden muttering something about J.R. Hartley, Sir. Requesting: one mower, sit on, old man for the use of. 1 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgehouse Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Ebenue said: Private Ebenue presenting for duty, Sir! There’s an old man in my garden muttering something about J.R. Hartley, Sir. Requesting: one mower, sit on, old man for the use of. Oh well in that case I’ll despatch a nice yellow sit on right away! Major Blank likes a turn on the old mower so I’ll make sure he’s well fulfilled. Sorry, that came out all wrong. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Blank Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Ebenue said: Private Ebenue presenting for duty, Sir! Damn. Proper saluting and all that, I fear my position of Bridgey’s gardener (lawns only) may be very much in jeopardy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymondo Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, Bridgehouse said: Oh well in that case I’ll despatch a nice yellow sit on right away! Major Blank likes a turn on the old mower so I’ll make sure he’s well fulfilled. Sorry, that came out all wrong. Shirley it must have come out as it should if his fulfilment was the goal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgehouse Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Frank Blank said: Damn. Proper saluting and all that, I fear my position of Bridgey’s gardener (lawns only) may be very much in jeopardy. There’s a vacancy for garage sweeper… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgehouse Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Just now, Raymondo said: Shirley it must have come out as it should if his fulfilment was the goal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Blank Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 6 minutes ago, Bridgehouse said: There’s a vacancy for garage sweeper… I shall be in isolation in The Orangery eating a bowl of Ricky’s dauphinois… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgehouse Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, Frank Blank said: I shall be in isolation in The Orangery eating a bowl of Ricky’s dauphinois… Don’t worry, you can be chief grass gardener. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymondo Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Frank Blank said: I shall be in isolation in The Orangery eating a bowl of Ricky’s dauphinois… Fret ye not Major. You are an experienced Bridgefest attendee, as such you have an understanding of the Bridgey estate's lands. This new whipper snapper, whom ,granted, seems to have all the required attributes of a good egg has yet to prove themselves. I am sure Bridgey still values you as a ride on mower comrade. Edited February 19, 2022 by Raymondo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebenue Posted February 19, 2022 Author Share Posted February 19, 2022 1 hour ago, ezbass said: It wasn’t until I got to number 5 that I realised that the list was bass related and not, er, um. Perhaps I’ll just leave it there. No, you’re right. Number 5 was going to be: Shared onanistic pursuits at 60 hertz: Introducing innovative hand positions for precision release. Discuss. …but I thought better of it. Wouldn’t do to offend on my first day! 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymondo Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, Ebenue said: No, you’re right. Number 5 was going to be: Shared onanistic pursuits at 60 hertz: Introducing innovative hand positions for precision release. Discuss. …but I thought better of it. Wouldn’t do to offend on my first day! I've been riling against bass soloist fret w*nking for years. 👍 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftybassman392 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 This could wind up as the longest greetings thread in the history of Basschat. Just sayin'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raymondo Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 1 minute ago, leftybassman392 said: This could wind up as the longest greetings thread in the history of Basschat. Just sayin'... And marvellous it would be too. 😉 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftybassman392 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 4 minutes ago, Raymondo said: And marvellous it would be too. 😉 Indeed it would my son. Indeed it would indeed. Thing is though, I'm y'know, a busy pope, y'know, and, y'know, if it's all the same, y'know, to the brethren and sistren of, y'know, the DoI, it would make my job a bit more, well, busy trying to, y'know, be in two places at once. Now God, She's really good at that kind of thing, what with being omnipresent 'n all. Just that, y'know, I'm, y'know, not. Omnipresent that is... Not complaining. Oh dearie me no. Not a bit of it. Perish the thought. Nothing further from, y'know, etc. Just, y'know, something my dear friends in the aforesaid DoI might, y'know, want to take into consideration. Y'know? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard R Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Welcome aboard @Ebenue. From someone who wasn't press-ganged by @Frank Blank and the rest of the WCPS. 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard R Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 P.s. other threads are available 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skankdelvar Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 52 minutes ago, Bridgehouse said: Fun fact Back in the mid-1970's the mother of my then-GF paid a visit to her sister (my then-GF's aunt) in that London, during the course of which visit she accompanied her sister to her sister's masseur of choice, there to receive a relaxing, osteopathic and entirely non-erotic massage. As the masseur was kneading my then GF's mother's iffy shoulder that gentleman observed that the client who had immediately preceded them on his couch was none other than Mr Frankie Howerd. 'He's got a bad back, you know,' observed the masseur. 'He's a bit handsy but I can usually dodge him and he pays well'. As my then-GF's mother imparted this news to me and my then-GF a look of incomprehension appeared on my then-GF's face. 'I don't understand what you mean, Mummy,' said my then-GF. 'You're so naive, Elizabeth,' huffed my then-GF's mother. 'I mean that Frankie Howerd is a homosexual'. My then-GF's father looked up from his copy of The Birmingham Evening Mail. 'Don't be silly, darling,' he said. 'Frankie Howerd can't possibly be a homosexual. He's much too funny'. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bridgehouse Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 23 minutes ago, Raymondo said: riling Er.... *ahem* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek99 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 2 hours ago, Raymondo said: I didn't know that there was a minimum post count to enter the DOI... Intriguing ! Do they have to be of a certain standard? Or can you just ask... (1) Is it good for metal? (2) Tone wood ...yes or no? (3) P bass or J? (4) Pastorius or Adam Clayton? (5) Heft ? You forgot “how many basses is too many?” and “help, my SO has spotted the new bass… WTF should I do?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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