Happy Jack Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 7 4 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpondonBassed Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 That's a great way to remember him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickeyboro Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Hats off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skybone Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 Superb. RIP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
musicbassman Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 This was apparently, one of his final jokes. What an absolute genius !! 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleabag Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 5 hours ago, Happy Jack said: That was utterly brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassace Posted January 28, 2022 Share Posted January 28, 2022 The moth joke’s quite good too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Dare Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 My favourite BC joke was this one. A woman sees a parrot in a pet shop and falls in love with it. She asks to buy it and the shopkeeper warns her that it had previously lived in a brothel and that its language was a bit ripe. "Not a problem", she says. "We're all adults in our house". She takes it home, puts the cage on the table and her two daughters come into the room to see it. The parrot eyes them and the lounge. "Oh yes", it says. "Very nice. Classy place and the girls are pretty. I'm going to like it here". The woman calls her husband to come and meet the new member of the family. He walks in, the parrot takes one look at him and says, "Hello Steve". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul S Posted January 29, 2022 Share Posted January 29, 2022 I like this one of his. A man is up before the magistrate for shooting a golden eagle. 'It was a terrible accident, your honour. I was shooting pheasant,had one in my sights and pulled the trigger just as the eagle swooped down from nowhere and took the bullet. It was never my intention to shoot the eagle' 'Sounds reasonable' said the magistrate 'case dismissed. But before you go tell me, please, what happened to the eagle?' 'I ate it, your honour' 'Really. And what did it taste like?' 'Rather like swan' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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