Nail Soup Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 11 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StickyDBRmf Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 Shut up you wombler! And get ready for the... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StickyDBRmf Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 I have to try this again. You can't say "wombler"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StickyDBRmf Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 I guess not! Well, if that's not a curdled pudding I don't know what is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleabag Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 Nothing less than the disrespecting w@nkers deserve. Nice work mr Moore. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigthumb Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 He could go whack 'em with his shovel, unless he's forgotten it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downunderwonder Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 A joker doing a concert in a live music bar did it the best. Dude takes the stage. ''Good evening''....silence.... crowd settles down....silence.... crowd settles down some more...... silence... just one table still jibber jabbering.......................... actual silence. ''You done yet?'' Round of applause. Gig starts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted November 30, 2021 Share Posted November 30, 2021 "Sorry...my performance isn't interrupting your conversation is it? I'll just wait till you've finished..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funkgod Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 (edited) Screaming at the top of his voice with his face red with rage.. STOP Z band, Stop Z band,,,,, OYYY, YOU !... I AM ZE TANK COMMANDEEERRRR ! NOT YOU, OK?..... RIGHT, EINS, ZWEI, DREI, VIER, seen that from Good ol george from the hex men. worked a treat 🙂 Edited December 1, 2021 by funkgod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveXFR Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 I was watching Rage Against The Machine at Reading surrounded by a bunch of teenagers who wouldn't shut up and wouldn't give me the space to move and get away from them. In the end I decided if they wouldn't move, I'd just go through them which upset them quite a lot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor J Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 You raged against the loud teens? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveXFR Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 I raged through the loud teens. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bagsieblue Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 13 minutes ago, Doctor J said: You raged against the loud teens? Hahah - Thats a great pun. Genuine belly laugh at that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor J Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Thanks, I'm thinking of turning pro. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bartelby Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 I went to a gig by Ministry of Wolves. One of the members is Alexander Hacke from Einstürzende Neubauten, he's not a small guy. During a quiet part of a song you could hear a guy talking in the crowd. Whilst still playing the guitar Alex got off the stage, walked over to the guy and told him to STFU and calmly walked back. For most of the rest of the show he just stared at the guy in the crowd, almost daring him to talk again. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernaut Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 You are not allowed to talk at my gig... oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleabag Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 (edited) At Moore's gig, there were mics positioned up there and they were stood next to the mics rabbiting away so the whole place heard them Edited December 2, 2021 by fleabag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunion Posted December 2, 2021 Share Posted December 2, 2021 If you can hear them talking your not playing loud enough to make peoples ears bleed… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Posted December 3, 2021 Share Posted December 3, 2021 (edited) We were at a comedy club in Newcastle once. If you've never been to a comedy club, you're really not allowed to talk. A guy is taking all the way through this comedian's set so the bouncer goes over to him. It's quiet, right, so the whole room can hear, even the comedian has stopped. "You're gonna have to stop or I'm going to ask you to leave" "But he's stinky poo!" "I know, but rules are rules" Edited December 3, 2021 by Jack 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theplumber Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 No one can hear a thing when we play,so it's not an issue.And I can't hear for a week afterwards... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssentialTension Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 On 01/12/2021 at 11:15, Supernaut said: You are not allowed to talk at my gig... oh dear. You can talk but there may be consequnces, such as you looking like a tw@t. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssentialTension Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 I was in a flamenco club in Sevilla. A British visitor (no relation) was clapping along to the show. He was quietly asked to cease & desist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nail Soup Posted December 4, 2021 Author Share Posted December 4, 2021 I went to a folk festival a couple of years ago and there was a couple of incidents of parent allowing, nay, encouraging kids to play along to the act on percussion instruments. In one case a woman in front of the kid (it was a sit on the floor kind of thing - must have been right in her ear) leant back and asked him to stop. Kid was about 4 and stopped. Kid’s mum taps him on the shoulder and tells him that he doesn’t have to stop . He didn’t start again. Well done that woman it sounded bloody awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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