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For any thread in Basschat there is a number NpP, which cannot be determined in advance or theoretically, but only by observation of the thread. It is the number of pages at which the thread spontaneously degenerates into a collection of dreadful puns. 

Some threads never degenerate, or have not yet done so, and have NpP=0. 

This thread has NpP=2.

 

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Just now, Richard R said:

For any thread in Basschat there is a number NpP, which cannot be determined in advance or theoretically, but only by observation of the thread. It is the number of pages at which the thread spontaneously degenerates into a collection of dreadful puns. 

Some threads never degenerate, or have not yet done so, and have NpP=0. 

This thread has NpP=2.


P, however, is a constant* and the threads without puns are, in fact, anomalous so the correct number for a page without puns NpWP=X, where X is the terminal coefficient sine of Tommy Cooper > [fez]=(0.47).

 

*The Des O’Connor Constant.

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9 hours ago, Richard R said:

For any thread in Basschat there is a number NpP, which cannot be determined in advance or theoretically, but only by observation of the thread. It is the number of pages at which the thread spontaneously degenerates into a collection of dreadful puns. 

Some threads never degenerate, or have not yet done so, and have NpP=0. 

This thread has NpP=2.

 

Peas? Never noticed them on the lunchtime menu but I'm up for them....

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9 hours ago, Frank Blank said:


P, however, is a constant* and the threads without puns are, in fact, anomalous so the correct number for a page without puns NpWP=X, where X is the terminal coefficient sine of Tommy Cooper > [fez]=(0.47).

 

*The Des O’Connor Constant.

Surely there are other factors at work here too though... the total number of puns, coefficient Ptot, and their funniness, variable xJCarr where {JCarr=not funny} is an unvarying constant.

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6 minutes ago, Rich said:

Surely there are other factors at work here too though... the total number of puns, coefficient Ptot, and their funniness, variable xJCarr where {JCarr=not funny} is an unvarying constant.


Indeed there are many factors that need to be taken into account. xJCarr where {JCarr=not funny} is an unvarying constant but only theoretically, for a start in application several Cleeseian variables can have profound effects on xJCarr where {JCarr=not funny}…

 

xJCnf 
 

Substitute xJCnf=cosα,α∈[0:;π]x=cosα,α∈[Basil!]
Then∣x+1−x2∣=2(2x2−1)∣cosα+sinα∣=2(2cos2α−1)Then∣x+1−x2∣=2(2x2−1)∣cosα+sinα∣=2(2cos2α−1) > (a) Prawn Goebbels
∣N2cos(α−π4)∣=N2cos(2α) α∈[0;π4]∪[3π4;π]∣N2cos(α−4π)∣=N2cos(2α) α∈[0;4π]∪[43π;π] = He’(s) F{rom} b/arc3L0n4
 

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It is a fundamental law of the universe that entropy will eventually cause any given forum to lapse into a fish pun thread. While such lapses may be reversible, the process will repeat until the entire internet collapses under the sheer weight. See also: Hake Death of the Universe.

 

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41 minutes ago, scrumpymike said:

Even without the fish puns, this has now reached an unacceptable scale.

Fish puns? Why am I only herring about them now? I’ve plainly missed out. Hopefully, they were batter than the usual offerings.

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