stewblack Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Thinking of our recent outing to darkest Somerset, and it occurred to me there was something missing. Well. Someone I should say. I think we ought to pass a law stating that his royal Highness Ped , our founder and glorious leader, should be compelled to attend any such gathering. Imagine the boost in publicity, the increase in ticket sales, when bassbashers are offered the chance to kneel before him, touch the hem of his ermine robes and maybe even kiss his ring. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubit Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Just now, stewblack said: maybe even kiss his ring. Eew! I will do anything for love but I WON'T do that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munurmunuh Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 If bashers want HRB to be a bashee, locating them rather more north and east of Somerset would help attract his attention (The problem with that would be the risk of attracting my attention, too) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 But that means us Somersetians would have to cross the border from the hallowed lands into the Outside Realms. All our maps have everything north-east of Flax Bourton labelled as 'Heere Be Dragons'. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Blank Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 19 minutes ago, Rich said: But that means us Somersetians would have to cross the border from the hallowed lands into the Outside Realms. All our maps have everything north-east of Flax Bourton labelled as 'Heere Be Dragons'. All our maps have everything south-west of Flax Bourton labelled as 'There be pasties'. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyR Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 3 hours ago, stewblack said: touch the hem of his ermine robes and maybe even kiss his ring. If you had any expectations of high ticket sales, that sentence has rectum 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 3 minutes ago, GuyR said: If you had any expectations of high ticket sales, that sentence has rectum I've said it before and I'll say it again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyR Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 9 minutes ago, Rich said: I've said it before and I'll say it again... Sorry, I couldn’t help myself........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Horse Murphy Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Rich said: But that means us Somersetians would have to cross the border from the hallowed lands into the Outside Realms. All our maps have everything north-east of Flax Bourton labelled as 'Heere Be Dragons'. believe me, there are some dragons in Flax Bourton. I've met them! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warwickhunt Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 We built a wall in the North to keep such people out... oh wait I'm on the wrong side of it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Nice idea but my helicopter doesn't have that sort of range 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpondonBassed Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 8 minutes ago, ped said: Nice idea but my helicopter doesn't have that sort of range I'm sure we could organise a relay of members to get you across the country. It's been done with basses before. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ped Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Suppose that would be ok 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewblack Posted September 30, 2021 Author Share Posted September 30, 2021 ☝️this is what I had in mind 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munurmunuh Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 Don't know if we could afford ped: I've heard he doesn't leave the house for less than £18.00....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek99 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 11 hours ago, Rich said: But that means us Somersetians would have to cross the border from the hallowed lands into the Outside Realms. All our maps have everything north-east of Flax Bourton labelled as 'Heere Be Dragons'. Obviously they have heard of mansfield … :😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geek99 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 6 hours ago, ped said: Nice idea but my helicopter doesn't have that sort of range I knew it - he’s actually Prince Andrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zbd1960 Posted September 30, 2021 Share Posted September 30, 2021 11 hours ago, Rich said: But that means us Somersetians would have to cross the border from the hallowed lands into the Outside Realms. All our maps have everything north-east of Flax Bourton labelled as 'Heere Be Dragons'. "Terra Incognita" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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