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Bass players football team


JJTee

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Inspired by one of my favourite Python sketches, I was thinking about what a bass players football team might look like.  What formation? Who’s goalkeeper?
 

Who’d be centre back? Someone solid and reliable like Cliff Williams. A holding midfielder of James Jamerson,  paired with Bernard Edwards? Maverick Pino Palladino in the cultured  midfield maestro role. Flea on one wing, box to box? But who’s going to stick it in the onion bag?

 

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Tim Lefebvre as a centre forward.

Has the physical presence, and can play in a variety of ways to suit the occasion.

Has the deftness of touch, and also possesses the maverick creativity (as shown with his use of pedals etc.) to add an extra creative element, when required.

He’s a big name player who could deliver on the biggest of stages, and also “a rainy November evening in Stoke”.

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16 minutes ago, JJTee said:

How about a pair of energetic wingers in JJ Burnel and Bruce Foxton?

Idealy you'd pick a Lefty-South-Paw...

Macca?... bit of a 'Goal Hanger' and always on about how good Liverpool was!

Lemmy could help out with any half time refreshments needs to pep up the team for the second half...

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